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Most men have been there at one time or another. That moment when total sexual
exhilaration turns to pure panic and fear . . . fear that the
“little astronaut” out on his moon walk has lost his
space suit. Fear that the knight is no longer wearing his shining
armor.
The number one reason that condoms break or slip off during
the horizontal mambo is that the Johnson in question was not
properly dressed. Like shoes or bras, careful consideration must
be given to condom size. Yes, all men are created equal – but
in very different shapes and sizes when it comes to the trouser
department. And while it may not be the size of the wave that
floats your boat, when it comes to choosing a condom, size does
matter.
The one size fits all concept of condoms is about to change.
A revolutionary new line of condoms that features 55 different
sizes will now ensure that every man will have a condom that
fits him properly. Backed by two patents in ten countries, They-Fit
Condoms are available in a multitude of length and girth combinations.
This new line offers sizes that go well beyond the limited range
of sizes currently available, from three inches long to ten inches
long, and from super slim to extra roomy. For the first time
ever, condoms are being sold like shoes or bras.
They-Fit Condoms protect both the wearer and his partner, reducing
both risk and anxiety. “Men everywhere, regardless of their
size, will finally be able to get a condom that fits properly in
order to have the safest and most enjoyable experience possible,” says
Frank C. Sadlo, the inventor of They-Fit Condoms.
Of course, comfort is what consumers will notice most of all
about They-Fit Condoms. A custom “wrap” job for each
man begins with the simple “Fit Kit.” ). The “Fit
Kit” enables a man (or even his enthusiastic partner) to
quickly and easily measure his penis length and girth according
to the Fit Kit’s proprietary sizing chart, which then display’s
the appropriate custom condom size. The dozens of available sizes
ensure that men of all shapes and sizes will be able to be dressed
properly for their big events.
Men need not worry how they measure up with the “Fit Kit”;
the proprietary numbering system is not sequential in any way.
Thus ordering a box of B88’s is no more embarrassing than
ordering a box of Z11’s. According to Sadlo, “It
is important to note that these numbers are not relative to other
letters and numbers, so that no one will be self conscious about
the size of the They-Fit Condom they buy.”
Download
the Fit Kit
Order
They-Fit Condoms
Please be sure to download the
Fit Kit before ordering to determine
the correct size.
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